Recycling ad Absurdum
In Germany, a car dealer buys garbage to stay lawful.
Each gram of packaging in must return as waste.
Customers take theirs home.
The law wants it back.
So the dealer buys old plastic
to prove they're clean.
Buy trash to stay pure.
This isn’t corruption.
It’s sabotage disguised as conviction.
Bureaucrats so devoted to order
it throws its economy into chaos.
Germany no longer recycles waste.
...it turns to trash.